Gathering of the Figments

You're not going to let me read it for grammar? D: I can't remember if it was you or Trin that I taught commas to...

It was Trin...

WOO! *happy dances* You know what, you finished a book. Rough-draft, but still. That makes you uber cool in my book

*pokes*

I finished a book once...in like, 1994...what does that make me?

At least 14.

My brother was born in 1994...

UPDATE:

Still not done editing; sorry guys. School ruins everything. But all my chapters have amusing titles now! (At least, I think some of them are amusing... Some of them will probably change, though) So for a sneak peak for what is hopefully soon to come, here's a table of contents, if you want to see it:

Prologue
Chapter One: Off to a Good Start
Chapter Two: A Ship's Dirty Secret
ch 3: A Dream of Another Life
4: Further Mystery and a One-Sided Conversation
5: A Question of Husbands
6: Becalmed
7: Death Sentence at Breakfast
8: Illegible Clue
9: Attacked by Hate and Soothed by Gods
10: A Talent for Flying
11: First Landing
12: Tying the Knot
13: A Stone Eagle and an Abandoned Tower
14: Settling In
15: A Delayed Departure
16: Torture--sorry--Fitness Training
17: Lessons in Steering and a Near-Drowning Experience
18: A Group Lesson and an Unaffiliated Phoenix
19: Maps and a Vanishing Ship
20: Inconsistency
21: The Feather in the Flour
22: Persistent Hallucinations
23: Bets and a Disturbing Deja Vu
24: A Meeting with a Mage
25: The Truth Behind the Sail and an Impossible Message
26: Inklings of a Madman
27: A Field of Fire and a Call for Desperate Measures
28: Allusions to a Bigger Picture
29: Dream Therapy
30: Two Minds in One Body
31: Senseless
if you're still reading this, you get a prize.
32: Meanwhile, Back at the Manor...
33: The Rebel Unmasked
34: The Image in the Crystal Swan
35: A Subtle Complication
36: It's All in Your Head
37: The Man Behind the Madness
38: Sorcery and the Genie of the Lamp
39: It's Only Just Beginning
(vague Doctor Who plagiarism not intended)
Epilogue

What's the prize?

Enormous virtual hug and a biscotti my mom made, which is delicious. Only, that's virtual too, sorry.

That would be cool, Grey Dawn. If I was 14, I mean. Then the book I wrote in '94 would have been written when I was like, just coming out of the womb. I'd be a genius baby!

And I read all those chapter names for a cheap virtual hug and I /still/ don't get to read the book? *cinder block*

Yes, you WILL get to read some of the book at least, but my school has this big conspiracy to give me too much to do so I can never finish editing!