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Postby The Bee on Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:53 am

Granted. Now you are MORE sore. (You asked for it)

I wish people would go on Chatzy and talk to me.
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Postby barneygirl on Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:01 am

Granted but you can't talk back.

I wish people would just get along with one another.
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Postby The Bee on Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:46 pm

Granted, but they don't get along with you.

I wish I had an English muffin (or two).
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Postby barneygirl on Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:23 am

Granted but they are moldy.

I wish I could get further with my short story draft.
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Postby The Bee on Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:29 pm

Granted. Too bad you're not even halfway, yet.

I wish my hair would behave for once.
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Postby Carrots on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:12 am

Granted, but afterwards it all falls off.

I wish to make love to my tonic and gin.
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Postby The Bee on Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:34 am

Granted, but then you realize what you did, shoot yourself in the head, and die a tragic death three weeks later.

I wish the weather will be nice tomorrow.
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Postby Apoc_Master on Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:54 am

it is... then it rains for the rest of eternity

I wish i had a better graphics card
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Postby Carrots on Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:15 pm

Granted, but unfortunately you no longer have a MCA port for it to go in, because they don't make those ports anymore.

I wish to use my powers for good.
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Postby DarkWaltz on Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:33 pm

Granted but then they get taken away from you because the excess goodness is screwing the balance of the world.

I wish I didn't have to read this dumb book for English
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch ... 0_o

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Postby Apoc_Master on Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:13 am

Granted you now have to read it for math :P

I wish i had my "L" Key
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Postby Carrots on Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:01 pm

Granted, but you lose the connection, so no matter how much you push it no l will appear.

I wish to wish a wish of wishing.
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Postby The Bee on Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:16 am

Um... granted? But then the world explodes of excess use of the word wishing.

I wish I knew how to balance my time better.
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Postby Carrots on Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:52 am

Granted, you balance your time. You just happen to balance your time in a way that causes you to never hang out with your friends. Or family. Or anything other than textbooks.

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Postby Apoc_Master on Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:46 am

Granted then it turns blue and attacks you with fishes in your arms. (Don't ask)

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