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The corrupted wish

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The corrupted wish

Postby The Bee on Mon May 19, 2008 10:27 pm

Okay, for those who are new, one person makes a wish (I'll start), and then the person who is next to reply will grant it, but corrupt it in some way. Also, if you corrupt a wish, you have to make a wish, thus hopefully ensuring that the cycle goes round. If you don't make a wish, we can punish you by making up a wish for you to wish and then corrupting it. Fun, yes?

Those who are not new, you can't deny how fun this game is. :D

I wish there were more Harry Potter books to come.
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Postby Carrots on Mon May 19, 2008 10:57 pm

Granted, but they, like the previous eight, are horrible, and you wish you never read any of them.

I wish that that could be even more offensive.
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Postby The Bee on Mon May 19, 2008 11:24 pm

Granted, but I'm rubber and you're glue, so whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

I wish I didn't have to add doing the dishes to my long to-do list tonight.
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Postby marianas on Tue May 20, 2008 2:43 am

You don't have to do the dishes tonight, but you get a job as a dishwasher in a restaurant next week
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Postby Carrots on Tue May 20, 2008 2:44 am

Granted, but I don't need another sex slave, so you do all the heavy lifting.

I wish for less sex slaves and more useful slaves!
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Postby The Bee on Tue May 20, 2008 2:44 am

Granted. You love doing all of my chores and my homework, and I'm very glad you asked to be my personal slave.
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Postby Carrots on Tue May 20, 2008 2:44 am

Granted, but I don't need another sex slave, so you do all the heavy lifting.

I wish for less sex slaves and more useful slaves!
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Postby The Bee on Tue May 20, 2008 2:47 am

Granted, and now the continent of Africa hates you.

I wish I had some food.
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Postby Carrots on Tue May 20, 2008 2:49 am

Granted, and now the continent of Africa hates you.

I wish to cure all known disease.
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Postby The Bee on Tue May 20, 2008 2:50 am

Granted, but then you get something along the lines of I am Legend, and you die trying to save the entire population of the Earth.

I wish to one day sell a best-seller.
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Postby Carrots on Tue May 20, 2008 2:52 am

Granted, hope you like your fame... in NAZI controlled Antarctica!

I wish to consume your soul in my fiery wrath, etc.
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Postby The Bee on Tue May 20, 2008 2:54 am

Granted, but when I forgive you you become extremely uncomfortable.

I wish I had more smarties.
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Postby marianas on Tue May 20, 2008 2:56 am

You do, and then the soul consumes you.

I wish to die a natural death
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Postby The Bee on Tue May 20, 2008 2:58 am

granted, but that includes getting crushed by a collapsed building because of a 8.0 earthquake. ouch.

I wish this muffin was warm.
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Postby marianas on Tue May 20, 2008 3:00 am

It's so hot it burns you.

I wish I had a life
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