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What Would You Do If . . . ?

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Postby Carrots on Sat May 24, 2008 6:22 pm

I'd go all JEWISH ON YOUR FACE!

WWYDI I kicked you out of my café?
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Postby The Bee on Sat May 24, 2008 6:25 pm

I'd be very, very sad...

And go find a new cafe to look all fashionably French in.

WWYDI I didn't really care where I was as long as I looked fashionably French?
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Postby Carrots on Sat May 24, 2008 6:27 pm

I'd ask you "Tu parle francais?"

WWYDI if I asked you that?
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Postby The Bee on Sat May 24, 2008 7:04 pm

I'd shake my head and make some cool signs explaining that I was mute and couldn't speak any language.

WWYDI you found out I really /was/ mute?
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Postby Hawkins on Sun May 25, 2008 2:08 am

I'd give you a parrot that only said cryptic pirate stuff, like "wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!" and "dead men tell no tales!"

WWYDI you found out you had a stalker? D:
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Postby The Bee on Sun May 25, 2008 11:54 pm

I'd ask my friend (who has a stalker) what to do.

WWYDI I showed up on your doorstep?
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Postby Carrots on Mon May 26, 2008 6:31 am

I'd look at you for a few seconds wonder who the **** **** ***** ***** ******** is this? Then I'd invite you in for some "tea".

WWYDI I served you "tea"?
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Postby Carrots on Mon May 26, 2008 6:32 am

I'd look at you for a few seconds wonder who the **** **** ***** ***** ******** is this? Then I'd invite you in for some "tea".

WWYDI I served you "tea"?
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Postby The Bee on Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:27 pm

I wouldn't drink it. I don't like "tea"

WWYDI I told you that I would show up on your doorstep but never showed up?
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Postby Carrots on Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:51 am

I'd go play DnD.

WWYDI I rolled a natural 20 on life?
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Postby The Bee on Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:47 pm

I'd pretend I knew what you were talking about.

WWYDI I was just another ignorant, arrogant, narcissistic teenager?
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Postby marianas on Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:34 am

Ignore you.

WWYDI everyone ignored you?
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Postby The Bee on Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:50 pm

I wouldn't feel much of a difference.

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Postby Carrots on Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:51 pm

I wouldn't notice. :D I'd probably sink into a depression and write amazing music. Amazing and sad.

WWYDI this was Halloweentown?
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Postby The Bee on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:24 pm

I would never ever visit you. Ever.

WWYDI I sent my turtle Charlie after you in your sleep?
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